Engraved Bamboo Spatulas

Sarcastic and witty phrases are engraved on bamboo, dishwasher safe, spatulas. These spatulas are only sold in sets of 5, either with 5 different phrases OR one phrase on all 5:

What the fork is for dinner?
Attitude adjuster
Whisk taker
Bout to stir up some shit
Catch you on the flip side